I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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