i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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