Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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