The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Randomize
