her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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