best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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