What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
do nipples grow back?
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