oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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