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  • And in basketball bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:25pm
  • There are people in Alaska?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:42pm
  • these texts are getting dumber and dumber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:39pm
  • We are? Really? I would have thought Arkansas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:01am
  • it's so hard to steal your roomate's pretzels when you're high -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:20pm
  • 11:04 I'm sure all the people in WV, TN, and eastern KY would like to call YOU a dumbshit too. Hypocrite much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:47am
  • Arkansas demanded a recount

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:36pm
  • kentucky = bourbon. we win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:47am
  • how did this even end up on here? that's not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Damn right 7:25! =) GO Ky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:32pm
  • The south sucks...all southern states are full of backwards thinking, knuckle dragging neanderthals. This is especially true of Kentucky and Texas. And to the dumbass...having Kentuckians in the military doesn't exempt you from being a fucking idiot, dipshit. You were probably listening to Rush, Glenn Beck, or Jesus radio when you wrote that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:07am
  • 10:56 Kentucky is badass. Pretty much everything is legal here. If you want a craptastic, worthless state, check out Vermont. Seriously, what has Vermont ever done for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:21am
  • In Soviet Russia, your child beats you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:59am
  • oops hehehe heeeeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Gotta love the bible belt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:30pm
  • The number one country?? It's a state. Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:29pm
  • There's a big difference between Louisville and the rest of Kentucky, cultural and otherwise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Kentucky is the greatest state in America. I hope all the dumbfuckshitcunts out there that think ky is a piece of shit go die. They need to be eaten by a bear then pooped out and stepped on by Obama. By the way my chickens name is bob and you guys can suck his cock. His is probably bigger than you all's anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Michigan is #1 in unemployment. Go us!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Kentucky and Oklahoma suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:23pm
  • Not Arkansas , it was Alabama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:51pm
  • I'm from Ky and I hit my kid when I read this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:49pm
  • gaddamn i wanted to be first :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:21pm
  • There are respectable parts of Kentucky. For instance, northern Kentucky has managed a much better nightlife than downtown Cincinnati. Southgate House is one of the best venues in the country to see a concert.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:49am
  • So that must be why the south park guys made Michael jackson's alias on the show (Mr Jefferson) from Kentucky....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Kentucky is not the worst state. Mississippi is! Seriously, what is the point of Mississippi?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:13am
  • ELIZABETHTOWN woohoo 27oh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Child abuse is NEVER awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:33pm
  • I'm pretty sure you're the idot 7:07 because the post means out of all the states IN THE COUNTRY, Kentucky is number one. Dumbfuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:08am
  • why do you all you guys have to be so extreme? You either think kentucky is the best state and everyone is jealous of you or that it's a piece of shit and everyone in it should "slit their wrists"...we're all from the same country, can I get some unity???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:53am
  • yeah I live in Louisville. this place is far from redneck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:08pm
  • And probably consanguity too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:36pm
  • They have good chicken in kentucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Please. Where'd you hear that? FOX News?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:05am
  • shepherdsville FTW! btw, this is 10:13.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:15pm
  • 8:29 she said in the country! Dumb fuck.. Wow go tell mommy to drop u more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:31pm
  • wow, all of you ky haters... have you all even ever been here? if you wanna see redneck go to west virginia, tennesse, etc. whatever. but ky is not redneck at all till you go FAR east where all the poors are. dumbshits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:04pm
  • 7:07 is a fkn tard:/ 432

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:12am
  • Kentucky...... Isn't that where they fuvk chickens and beat their kids???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:31am
  • oh awesome. we are such a wonderful state. child abuse, tobacco, bourbon. gotta be proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:13pm
  • I didn't realize there were so many Catholics in Kentucky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:51am
  • Seriously, these are getting dumb. I'd rather see less tfln if the quality improves than more crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:49pm
  • The entire south is Abuse Central!!! why are all you surprised!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:59pm
  • First ... From the top

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:48pm
  • "kentucky = bourbon. we win." HELL YES, 12:47. there would be no jim beam, woodford reserve, maker's mark, or buffalo trace without us, people. and DON'T try to tell me that jack daniel's is bourbon; 'cause it's NOT. p.s. GO CATS, FUCK THE CARDS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:34am
  • what the fucking hell is wrong with you 10:56 your an ass hole. Your just jealous of Kentucky FUCKING awesomeness. ;D Ohh so you learned to use big people words like cunt. good for you ass wipe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Any coincidence that the state is called "KY"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:55pm
  • AK all the way, last frontier 907

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:43pm
  • 8:29 your a fucking retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Wait, let me get this straight 11:39... You want us to suck your cock's cock? Ftw!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:00am
  • It doesn't count if u beat someone else's children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Oh so kentucky is a country now?!? Fukin stupids haha

    Submitted by alexm667 on Feb 25, 10 at 12:41pm
  • No wonder ur getting lucky in Kentucky. Thanks for explaining

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:46am
  • Louisville for sure. 5oh!2.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Virginia is very nice :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:55pm
  • You're all retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:32am
  • Vermont has Ben and jerrys and maple syrup ass hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:26am
  • Oh the class of inbred blue folk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:40am
  • Ha I live in MS. Yeah mississippi is the worst state to live in. I really have no idea why MS is here. I can't wait to move out of this place and move up north.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:59pm
  • The less pretzles you give The more abuse you recieve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Striving for honor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 5:37pm
  • In new Mexico if u sign a paper the teachers beat ur children at school no joke no suspensions no detention just a hard paddling and who ever said the south would beat the north we took u rednecks once u want round two anytime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 6:00pm
  • In the normal states, we wouldn't consider 'cunt' to be a big word, but thanks for making my point u dumbfuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 11:43 yes. Ahha I agree with 11:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:41pm
  • I didn't know people lived in the south. What do you guys DO there? Must be REALLY boring! (Besides Florida of course, because Florida is actually ok) NYC represent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:10am
  • Seriously tfln? This is the best you can do? Can I get my 99 cents back?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:27pm
  • And dog abuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Damn, really? I need to get out of here..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Fuck yes Kentucky has phones! Kentucky > your state. But whatthefuck how are we the first? bitches >.>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:18pm
  • people in kentucky have phones?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Haha. Kids tryin to get sensitive all on kentucky. Texas rules Kentucky sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:29am
  • louisville woooooh! louisville is better than any other part of kentucky anyways, i hardly even include us in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Ky does suck. Lived here for five years, thank god I'm moving next week! And better yet, 502 is my area code, Louisville ftl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:58am
  • hah, dude yeah people have phones in kentucky ?

    Submitted by daissy on Feb 2, 10 at 4:20pm
  • Arkansas did not demand a recound, bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:48pm
  • I Live in Lexington ky and it's perfectly normal. Idk why everyone talks shit about us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:40pm
  • KY is bad ass. Unfortunatly some of the fuck tards on here are not good examples of what KY has to offer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:50am
  • To oct 22 7:07. The south does not suck. What wonderful state are you from? And you would be surprised that there are less people who think backwards in the south, and those people are all over 40, seriously. Anyone under 40 especially teens to 30s are liberal. And I don't even know who Glenn beck is and rush makes me want to kick the governator in the face and Jesus radio?! Ha you're funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:06pm
  • i want more fucking pretzels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:25pm
  • THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:02pm
  • 11:39 the mere fact you own a chicken is proof that kentucky is a redneck piece of shit state, not even worthy of capitalization. go home and beat your children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:41am
  • Ky Is by far the most pathetic state in the nation. Period. If u are from ky and read this please go slit ur wrists immediatley... After u hit ur kids of course, u dumb fucking cunts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:56pm
  • You know what they say... the more abuse you give the more pretzels you lose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:27pm