nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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