We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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