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  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:55pm

    Who wants to bang a guy who wears Axe just to attract women?

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:56pm

    Axe is for homeless people. No self-respecting girl would knowingly bang a guy covered in this shit.

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:34pm

    the sort of guy who wears Axe body spray

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:09pm

    axe + potsmoke = marijuana-scented axe. fail.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:31pm

    I personally like pheonix. The only context in Whig axe is bad is a high school locker room where no pubescent boy know the concept of 'moderation' so it smells like sweaty butt fucked asshole

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:11am

    Those girls are sexy I'd go lesbian for them and have a threesome

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:40am

    Yeah, this is the thing about pickup artistry. Sure, act like a douchebag and you get women. But you only ever get the kind of women that like douchebags. Frankly, my right hand is better relationship material.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:38am

    Guys who wear axe are delicious, unleashes the animal in me and I'm not afraid to admit it

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:35pm

    I might prefer your man stench over axe. That stuff is naaasssstyyyyy!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:34pm

    Michael Jackson likes little boys covered in axe

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:51am

    FAKE! Girls don't bang guys who wear Axe body spray. It's just not possible.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:02am

    Can you help me find my wife? -Mankrik

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:39pm

    I wanna fuck everyone of those axe girls. You're an an idiot if you don't. Those girls are fucking hot!!!!

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:51am

    The actual deodorant in moderation is fine. The spray shit sucks though

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:06pm

    Axe don't get rid of the fart smells, it forms as one.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:26am

    Anything is better than that cheap shit

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:09pm

    I used to think like the OP until I actually tried Axe. It gets me more girls than all of the expensive colognes I used to try. Dark Temptation is my favorite.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:06pm

    axe is glorious on a man, can't explain it

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:22pm

    Aaaaaand TFLN is officially done. Nice product placement sellouts...

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:02pm

    The only guys I have known to wear axe are chubby, unfortunate-looking, desparate virgins trying to get laid who think this smelly crap is going to somehow make them less unattractive.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:44pm

    I use it to cover up fart smell in the car. Also to hide potsmoke

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:56pm

    Sounds like fun to me

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:55pm

    Agreed 8:06, Old Spice > Axe

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:01am

    Axe covers the weed smell in my car if being pulled over..

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:40pm

    Any girl who likes axe is easy as pie. You could probably land her without it on. Polo double black is the way to go0o0o0o. Fyi

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:30pm

    I think that shit stinks try candies for men

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:08pm

    I guarantee you my ex typed that. Axe is for pussies. old spice is the way to go :)

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:29pm

    The only thing Axe is good for is making flamethrowers -Pyro

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:25pm

    Axe Essence is decent. Phoenix is okay. Everything else sucks.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:45pm

    Ummmm ... I do! Duh

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:58pm

    I like my man stench fuck axe

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:23am

    I want to fuck everyone in the world. I want to do something that matters

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:48pm

    anyone else disturbed by 4:21. wow mate.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 11:30pm

    Right there with you 3:38

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:21pm

    Hahahahaha good point!

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:37pm

    i dunno yall, i happen to know some hot pieces who wear axe