I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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I tried that once and it was said as, "Here's a sandwich I want you to make." Saw the hand slap on my face in the bathroom mirror that night but felt it in the morning. Didn't have solid foods 'til dinner next day.
There should have been one of those annoying Internet pop up "congratulations! You're the 1,000th visitor! Insert here to claim your prize" that is displayed near her box if that pickup line worked.
Lmfao, should we have a public display that shows our number of partners? Cheating might be less prevelent...
Blargh mobile app this is a reply to dmoney1234.
Like a boss! I think she had eyes for you before the line, but props none the less.
Literally as opposed to what? Children, please!