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  • There should have been one of those annoying Internet pop up "congratulations! You're the 1,000th visitor! Insert here to claim your prize" that is displayed near her box if that pickup line worked.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 7, 12 at 10:02am
  • I tried that once and it was said as, "Here's a sandwich I want you to make." Saw the hand slap on my face in the bathroom mirror that night but felt it in the morning. Didn't have solid foods 'til dinner next day.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 8, 12 at 2:26am
  • Lmfao, should we have a public display that shows our number of partners? Cheating might be less prevelent...

    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 7, 12 at 10:27am
    • Blargh mobile app this is a reply to dmoney1234.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 7, 12 at 10:28am
  • Like a boss! I think she had eyes for you before the line, but props none the less.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on May 7, 12 at 1:50pm
  • Literally as opposed to what? Children, please!

    Submitted by hopefoote on May 8, 12 at 9:55pm