Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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