Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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