Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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You know if a guy was grinding his penis in a passed out girl's face, he would go to jail lol
Hey bud, you know that snail trail you woke up with on your face? That wasn't drool.
"So, how did this person suffocate?"
One of the more acceptable ways you could die. Cunnilingus asphyxiation.
Well isn't she just a squatter.
Lets hear it for South Carolina.
And it was probably the best shed ever been eaten out...! What a champ