I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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