suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
