I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
me + whiskey = a bad person
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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