I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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