Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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