How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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