I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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