how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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