I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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