Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Should have measured it with your vagina!
if he passed out with wood you are supposed to ride it not measure it
lets just say i can reach the power button ;)
WTF is a theodolite?
It made it all the way to the On-Demand button!
I've no doubt you could have seen it while he was conscious.
That's not all you did
That would be passed, not past.
What is the point? You should know by that point. How about he shoves a broom handle up your vag when you are sleeping to see what you can take.
Are we talking garage door opener remote, DirecTV remote, 1979 console TV remote, or remote controlled helicopter remote?
WHY CAN NO ONE WRITE PROPER ENGLISH
Including or excluding yourself?
@dat_ass-Reaching the power button isn't as impressive when you measure from the top of the remote lol
yeah I usually measure myself when I'm 'past' out too
Proper English? Are we in high school? Who gives a shit!!
Fayette county at its finest..
I bet he measured your snatch with a theodolite
@manlaw... not true. After my guy cums he is still able to keep going and cum again. ...maybe it's just you :P
If you stop, and were to pass out, it would go flaccid.
This us from a guy...
I want to know why this would be bad? She didn't say she didn't do anything with it
This is obviously fake, the penis turns flaccid after sex!