Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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