So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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