so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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