Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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