I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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