Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Threesomes are always awkward when refrigerators get involved...
Did you try blowing up the fridge?
Maybe he was trying to be King of the World
That's what u get for touching my waffles.
You were colder than the freezer. He left on his own.
I've never been in a threesome, but I have had sex (with a girl) on the floor near the fridge. That was the only kitchen sex I ever had. No nine and a half weeks, though. I'm no Mickey Rourke and she was definitely no Kim Bassenger.
You had sex with Refrigerator Perry? Did he celebrate by doing the Super Bowl Shuffle afterwards?
He was into necrophilia wasn't he? I've told you about those guys, stay away from them unless I've called you home.