I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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