Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
