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  I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw

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  (323): I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw http://tfl.nu/ax52
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  Submitted by flo_bot on Apr 16, 12 at 1:29pm

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  Tell that to snow white

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  Submitted by Americanism on Apr 16, 12 at 1:25pm

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  Yes you can.

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  Submitted by skeezer on Apr 16, 12 at 9:49pm

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  Thanks for the sound medical advice about that apple, Dr House.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 17, 12 at 6:11am

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    its lupus

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      Submitted by keto06 on Apr 17, 12 at 11:56am

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      its always lupus!

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  Submitted by boogerbutt on Apr 16, 12 at 1:26pm

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  I know quite a few women who can choke on an apple, naw meaaan?

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  Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 16, 12 at 3:01pm

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  apple a day..

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  Submitted by dannie1288 on Sep 2, 12 at 6:58am

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  Unless she's a bitter

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