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  • i'm pretty sure that should always be awkward.

    Submitted by asdf on Dec 16, 10 at 4:27pm
  • i hope she doesn't give them back when she's done "borrowing" them...

    Submitted by summer11 on Dec 16, 10 at 4:42pm
  • Is this an episode of Gilmore Girls?

    Submitted by NCA on Dec 16, 10 at 6:32pm
  • Well, kudos to you both for practicing safe sex, but can't she buy her own???

    Submitted by CIT on Dec 16, 10 at 5:34pm
  • If my mom asked for a condom I'd ask her when she got a penis

    Submitted by stantheman on Dec 16, 10 at 9:05pm
  • thats a little disturbing

    Submitted by fife on Dec 16, 10 at 4:25pm
  • you guys sound a little bit too comfortable with each other.

    Submitted by bongrippa on Dec 16, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Sorry, I didn't want to use one, but she insisted

    Submitted by darrik22 on Dec 16, 10 at 8:20pm
  • is your mom kate gosilen?

    Submitted by kinggkongg on Dec 16, 10 at 8:06pm
    • I just spit pop all over my keyboard for how awesome that was!

      Submitted by Tweaker375 on Dec 17, 10 at 7:49am
  • I'd start worrying if she started asking for Magnums.

    Submitted by FullDeflection on Dec 16, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Yea, I don't see why so many people are assuming it's a guy... O_o

    Submitted by Barbarossa on Dec 17, 10 at 12:06am
  • Good to see we're all still terrified of our parents

    Submitted by BlackStarCurry on Dec 16, 10 at 7:38pm
  • and this is why mom trying to be your friend after 18 is never a good idea.

    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 16, 10 at 8:35pm
  • I thought the same thing most people did: The OP was a guy, but it is possible that the mom is borrowing from her daughter. Does that make it any more or less awkward? Thoughts?

    Submitted by 1n1_4now on Dec 16, 10 at 9:35pm
  • Well then! Looks like your family has been very busy lately...

    Submitted by norymarshall28 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:17am
  • Mom can't afford the pill? Feels better and no need to pause the action

    Submitted by broskimandude on Dec 17, 10 at 12:05am
  • Bet his mom is a hot ass MILF.

    Submitted by cwelkman on Dec 16, 10 at 8:34pm
  • technically shes not borrowing them , since shes not giving them back .

    Submitted by alexaaandra on Dec 16, 10 at 7:15pm
  • This is probably a girl. Not quite as awkward

    Submitted by broskimandude on Dec 17, 10 at 2:26pm
  • some things are just not meant to be spoken between a mother and son....condoms might be near the top of that list unless shes telling u to make sure u always keep ur stick on the ice.

    Submitted by JESSE6060 on Dec 16, 10 at 9:08pm
  • mine gets mad cuz I pin up the wrappers on my wall when I'm done.

    Submitted by HallerBaller on Dec 25, 10 at 7:48pm
  • lmao thts funny

    Submitted by blumocha on Dec 17, 10 at 2:06am
  • what... the... fuck\nthere is 3 things wrong with this\n1. dont you thinks its a little fucked up your MOM is asking for condoms 2. when she says borrow does that imply that she is going to give it back to you? 3. why did you give them to her? your family must be fucked

    Submitted by whaaaa17 on Dec 17, 10 at 1:04am
    • You know, it's a fake idea to think that your parents only fucked x times to conceive you and your siblings. His/her family isn't fucked, they just talk about sex, instead of having the kids to go on tfln to learn everything about it.

      Submitted by gutsout on Dec 17, 10 at 8:13am
  • Sounds like yall both need to be tested..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 10 at 4:33pm
  • probably because she is having sex with you...

    Submitted by erdna143 on Dec 16, 10 at 6:11pm