mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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i'm pretty sure that should always be awkward.
i hope she doesn't give them back when she's done "borrowing" them...
You can reuse condoms. Just turn them inside-out and shake the f*ck outta them
Is this an episode of Gilmore Girls?
Well, kudos to you both for practicing safe sex, but can't she buy her own???
If my mom asked for a condom I'd ask her when she got a penis
hahaha, love it!
you guys sound a little bit too comfortable with each other.
thats a little disturbing
Sorry, I didn't want to use one, but she insisted
is your mom kate gosilen?
I just spit pop all over my keyboard for how awesome that was!
I'd start worrying if she started asking for Magnums.
Yea, I don't see why so many people are assuming it's a guy... O_o
Good to see we're all still terrified of our parents
and this is why mom trying to be your friend after 18 is never a good idea.
I thought the same thing most people did: The OP was a guy, but it is possible that the mom is borrowing from her daughter. Does that make it any more or less awkward? Thoughts?
Well then! Looks like your family has been very busy lately...
Mom can't afford the pill? Feels better and no need to pause the action
Bet his mom is a hot ass MILF.
technically shes not borrowing them , since shes not giving them back .
This is probably a girl. Not quite as awkward
some things are just not meant to be spoken between a mother and son....condoms might be near the top of that list unless shes telling u to make sure u always keep ur stick on the ice.
mine gets mad cuz I pin up the wrappers on my wall when I'm done.
lmao thts funny
what... the... fuck\nthere is 3 things wrong with this\n1. dont you thinks its a little fucked up your MOM is asking for condoms 2. when she says borrow does that imply that she is going to give it back to you? 3. why did you give them to her? your family must be fucked
You know, it's a fake idea to think that your parents only fucked x times to conceive you and your siblings. His/her family isn't fucked, they just talk about sex, instead of having the kids to go on tfln to learn everything about it.
good call, gutsout
probably because she is having sex with you...
Sounds like yall both need to be tested..
They are both using condoms dipshit