its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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