Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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