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  • Or take up the clarinet

    Submitted by stikybriches on Nov 19, 12 at 11:56am
  • Try playing the rusty trombone.

    Submitted by porksword on Nov 19, 12 at 12:15pm
  • Tuning the meat whistle.

    Submitted by dfdub12 on Nov 19, 12 at 12:54pm
  • Keep the reed wet.

    Submitted by countryboy99 on Nov 19, 12 at 2:21pm
  • So obviously she very inexperienced and doesn't know how to give a decent BJ. Well sweetie, practice makes perfect. So I only have 4 words for you: practice, practice, practice, swallow. And then you'll be set!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 19, 12 at 5:59pm
  • You're probably good as long as you didn't leave any teeth marks on the "reed"!

    Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 19, 12 at 5:54pm
  • If you can talk well enough to say your sorry your doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Sep 8, 14 at 5:05pm
  • Let me be the first to say kill yourself.

    Submitted by firstisworst on Nov 19, 12 at 11:54am
  • sorry if he offended all the people who have killed themselves

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 19, 12 at 2:08pm
    • Or the people who have attempted to kill themselves, or those with loved ones who have succeeded. You never know what seemingly insignificant remarks will do to someone who is struggling with suicide.

      Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 19, 12 at 9:29pm
  • Clarinet or skin flute?

    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 19, 12 at 12:54pm
  • I'll do it not really

    Submitted by loghog213 on Nov 19, 12 at 10:40pm