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  • 29 22
    Submitted by countryboy99 on Nov 19, 12 at 2:21pm

    Keep the reed wet.

  • 29 22
    Submitted by stikybriches on Nov 19, 12 at 11:56am

    Or take up the clarinet

  • 27 20
    Submitted by dfdub12 on Nov 19, 12 at 12:54pm

    Tuning the meat whistle.

  • 29 28
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 19, 12 at 12:15pm

    Try playing the rusty trombone.

  • 28 28
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 19, 12 at 5:59pm

    So obviously she very inexperienced and doesn't know how to give a decent BJ. Well sweetie, practice makes perfect. So I only have 4 words for you: practice, practice, practice, swallow. And then you'll be set!

  • 24 24
    Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 19, 12 at 5:54pm

    You're probably good as long as you didn't leave any teeth marks on the "reed"!

  • 18 22
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 19, 12 at 12:54pm

    Clarinet or skin flute?

  • 17 22
    Submitted by loghog213 on Nov 19, 12 at 10:40pm

    I'll do it not really

  • 19 29
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 19, 12 at 2:08pm

    sorry if he offended all the people who have killed themselves

    • 16 21
      Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 19, 12 at 9:29pm

      Or the people who have attempted to kill themselves, or those with loved ones who have succeeded. You never know what seemingly insignificant remarks will do to someone who is struggling with suicide.

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Sep 8, 14 at 5:05pm

    If you can talk well enough to say your sorry your doing it wrong.

  • 28 55
    Submitted by firstisworst on Nov 19, 12 at 11:54am

    Let me be the first to say kill yourself.

    • 21 27
      Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 19, 12 at 12:59pm

      Not funny. Not even as a joke.

    • 23 18
      Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 19, 12 at 5:36pm

      K, you go first...