It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Try playing the rusty trombone.
Or take up the clarinet
Tuning the meat whistle.
Keep the reed wet.
So obviously she very inexperienced and doesn't know how to give a decent BJ. Well sweetie, practice makes perfect. So I only have 4 words for you: practice, practice, practice, swallow. And then you'll be set!
You're probably good as long as you didn't leave any teeth marks on the "reed"!
If you can talk well enough to say your sorry your doing it wrong.
Let me be the first to say kill yourself.
Not funny. Not even as a joke.
K, you go first...
sorry if he offended all the people who have killed themselves
Or the people who have attempted to kill themselves, or those with loved ones who have succeeded. You never know what seemingly insignificant remarks will do to someone who is struggling with suicide.
I'll do it not really
Clarinet or skin flute?