thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Dicks are not precious.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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