i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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