Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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