Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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It's wrong, but I want to fuck his brain.
Nikiforov? That you?
oh, the university of chicago... where even texts can be pretentious.
"best ...breakUP EVER!!"
good job making chicago look bad
This is so typical Chicago lifer. This guy wouldn't be able to sit and have a conversation with anyone. He can write email novels and text brochures but his best attempt at speaking would be some big passive aggressive temper tantrum I'm sure.
I'm thinking a philosophy or english major. Eh?
dont listen to them your a-okay
This really isn't a break up txt... Seeing as they "never really existed".
I find this to be terribly amusing...
What you've just said is one if the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be consider a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I have no idea what the fuck you just said, but it made me feel awesome.
229 and 605, WORD.
Major props 6:05
No fuckin homo
Ahahah loveeee it. What an AP breakup.
What the fuck.
I think I just figured out why this guy is probably still single.
Jesus, who is this kid?
who the hell voted for this to be on here? i hate hipsters.