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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:20pm

    It's wrong, but I want to fuck his brain.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:10pm

    Nikiforov? That you?

  • 91 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:33am

    HAHAHHAHA "best ...breakUP EVER!!" good job making chicago look bad

  • 81 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:53am

    229 and 605, WORD.

  • 87 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:05pm

    oh, the university of chicago... where even texts can be pretentious.

  • 84 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:36pm

    Best.....break up.......ever.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:29pm

    This is so typical Chicago lifer. This guy wouldn't be able to sit and have a conversation with anyone. He can write email novels and text brochures but his best attempt at speaking would be some big passive aggressive temper tantrum I'm sure.

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    Submitted by 01010101 on May 4, 10 at 1:31pm

    Ahahah loveeee it. What an AP breakup.

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:59am

    This really isn't a break up txt... Seeing as they "never really existed".

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:45pm

    I find this to be terribly amusing...

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:10am

    What the fuck.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:51am

    I have no idea what the fuck you just said, but it made me feel awesome.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 12, 10 at 10:37pm

    So douchy

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Zulu on Jul 6, 10 at 3:08pm

    Major props 6:05

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    Submitted by kiaaa on Aug 2, 10 at 6:41am

    I'm thinking a philosophy or english major. Eh?

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:42pm

    No fuckin homo

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:56am

    dont listen to them your a-okay

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Kash7298 on Jan 7, 12 at 10:43pm

    I think I just figured out why this guy is probably still single.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by sounrad on Nov 23, 10 at 12:40am

    who the hell voted for this to be on here? i hate hipsters.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Journeyman on Nov 28, 10 at 4:41pm

    Jesus, who is this kid?

  • 37 45
    Submitted by jonyco on Aug 11, 11 at 3:01pm

    What you've just said is one if the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be consider a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.