Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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