she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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