i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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