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  • well now that the jonas brothers are getting married, they can finally fuck..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:18pm
  • 3:06 pretty sure that was his point. read up on sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Christian rock makes me want to vomit. Actually ALL things christian make me want to vomit. P.S., Christian slut is slutty. And fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:51pm
  • you got your whole life ahead of you. but I finish things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:19pm
  • sounds like a name a christian band would want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:56pm
  • simplified is a GREAT band. glad you were at least getting it on to good music

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:58pm
  • your mom is great music

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:11pm
  • 2:11.. way to throw the college pov in there.. lol i'm just assuming that was her "first" so it just seems odd to say fucked.. idk maybe she's one of those repressed catholic sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:14pm
  • the jonas brothers do it so it must be cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:49pm
  • This would be hot if she didn't take the religious bullshit seriously. That'd be like fucking someone wearing Hannah Montana underpants because she was actually into the show. Just gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:44pm
  • wake n bake and feel alright

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:04am
  • ah, why do you have that necklace? purity rings and necklaces are b.s. and the majority of people who wear them break their "promise"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:50pm
  • I made a promise i've kept it...so who still says promises should be broken??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:00pm
  • this just in, people have only been debating God for 100 years. Thank you for clearing that up 2:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Why would you promise God not to have sex? That's like promising the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I won't play ping pong. What's the point?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:51pm
  • wtf is "simplified"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Were you wearing a pearl necklace along with your purity necklace by the time you were done?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:36pm
  • i was one of those repressed catholic sluts. i wore my purity ring since i got it, and had started having sex less than 6 months later. and never stopped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Purity necklace? What is this fucking cult shit? Hit me up on Facebook or something to talk about why Christianity is not true/God is not real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:45pm
  • oh Charlotte. good music though. but the necklace should've came off. those things are bullshit anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:34am
  • SIMPLIFIED is amazing :) good call

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:26pm
  • guess wat. shit happens. get off my ass bout the purity necklace lol it matched my outfit at the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:39pm
  • haha thats like the girl who said "john, i just want to tell you, fucking after the 'purity party' that my parents threw me was the best sex i've ever had" on ijustwanttotellyou site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:05pm
  • ...And this is why purity pledges are bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Simplified is a great band from Charlotte NC!!! look 'em up!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:07pm
  • um i dont think the century part was the sarcastic part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Who the fuck uses the term "sketch"? You sound like a 12 year old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:55pm
  • 2:43 and 2:45...haha! and slut take yo necklace off ho!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:20pm
  • you never know, she could have had that purity necklace since she was, like, 13. then she went to college and got all demoralized.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:11pm
  • 2:08...Have you met a christian before? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:07pm
  • dude, i definitely had a purity ring. what can i say, it was a diamond ring and i didn't feel like explaining to my parents that i had absolutely no intentions of waiting until marriage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Simplified is fucking great. Good music. What song?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Simplified is the fucking shit, and the aren't a christian band. I dont think they would be listening to christian music and fucking, thats kinda weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:48am
  • Represent, Charlotte. Way to go ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:08pm
  • @12:45 STFU moron

    Submitted by Z4kku on Apr 14, 12 at 2:32am
  • I'm glad 12:45 is willing to end the century old debate about God over facebook. Must be good information

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:43pm
  • I've lived in the Charlotte Area for 2 years now; I'm originally from Jersey. The majority of people up in Jersey are Catholic, and none of them shove the bible down your throat or tell you you're going to hell for some rediculous reason. The one thing I've learned about the religious people down here in the Bible Belt of America is that all these Southern Baptists are hypocritical closet whores, and this text just proves it once again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:09am
  • good enough for him to remain anonymous. like, "oh, i really want to share this shit." - - - "oops, didn't post my name. too late."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:45pm
  • even he said be fruitful and multiply, maybe he meant get better at math

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:54pm
  • July 1, 2009 1:00PM- first it was wake&&bake. then home. then sugartree. perfect playlist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:04pm
  • bahahah i love that only North Carolina people would really understand this. simplified, FTW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:08am
  • I took a christian girls virginity once. She told me she was waiting for marriage. I told her that was bullshit...needless to say i guess i was right...but she was kinda right too...we ended up getting the morning after pill. HAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:39pm
  • simplified is a GREAT band. glad you were at least getting it on to good music

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:56pm
  • yeah, and you kids get off my lawn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:06pm
  • purity necklaces make it impossible to type the word FU..... FU..... Fu..... hmmm I guess you're right fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:14pm
  • simplified makes everything ok =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:03pm
  • This is probably fake... do you really think someone that had a purity necklace would text her friend using the term "fucked?" Idk maybe, but it sounds a lil sketch to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:08pm