i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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well now that the jonas brothers are getting married, they can finally fuck..
This would be hot if she didn't take the religious bullshit seriously. That'd be like fucking someone wearing Hannah Montana underpants because she was actually into the show. Just gross.
3:06 pretty sure that was his point. read up on sarcasm.
Christian rock makes me want to vomit. Actually ALL things christian make me want to vomit.
P.S., Christian slut is slutty. And fat.
Were you wearing a pearl necklace along with your purity necklace by the time you were done?
sounds like a name a christian band would want
simplified is a GREAT band. glad you were at least getting it on to good music
ah, why do you have that necklace? purity rings and necklaces are b.s. and the majority of people who wear them break their "promise"
your mom is great music
you got your whole life ahead of you. but I finish things.
the jonas brothers do it so it must be cool
Why would you promise God not to have sex? That's like promising the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I won't play ping pong.
What's the point?
2:43 and 2:45...haha! and slut take yo necklace off ho!
i was one of those repressed catholic sluts. i wore my purity ring since i got it, and had started having sex less than 6 months later. and never stopped.
2:11.. way to throw the college pov in there.. lol i'm just assuming that was her "first" so it just seems odd to say fucked.. idk maybe she's one of those repressed catholic sluts
Simplified is fucking great. Good music. What song?
you never know, she could have had that purity necklace since she was, like, 13. then she went to college and got all demoralized.
wtf is "simplified"?
Purity necklace? What is this fucking cult shit? Hit me up on Facebook or something to talk about why Christianity is not true/God is not real.
wake n bake and feel alright
Simplified is a great band from Charlotte NC!!! look 'em up!!!
um i dont think the century part was the sarcastic part
this just in, people have only been debating God for 100 years. Thank you for clearing that up 2:43
haha thats like the girl who said "john, i just want to tell you, fucking after the 'purity party' that my parents threw me was the best sex i've ever had" on ijustwanttotellyou site.
good music though.
but the necklace should've came off.
those things are bullshit anyway.
dude, i definitely had a purity ring. what can i say, it was a diamond ring and i didn't feel like explaining to my parents that i had absolutely no intentions of waiting until marriage.
I made a promise i've kept it...so who still says promises should be broken??
SIMPLIFIED is amazing :)
even he said be fruitful and multiply, maybe he meant get better at math
...And this is why purity pledges are bullshit.
2:08...Have you met a christian before? lol
good enough for him to remain anonymous. like, "oh, i really want to share this shit." - - - "oops, didn't post my name. too late."
Who the fuck uses the term "sketch"? You sound like a 12 year old.
guess wat. shit happens. get off my ass bout the purity necklace lol it matched my outfit at the time
I'm glad 12:45 is willing to end the century old debate about God over facebook. Must be good information
Represent, Charlotte. Way to go ha
@12:45 STFU moron
Simplified is the fucking shit, and the aren't a christian band. I dont think they would be listening to christian music and fucking, thats kinda weird.
yeah, and you kids get off my lawn!
I've lived in the Charlotte Area for 2 years now; I'm originally from Jersey. The majority of people up in Jersey are Catholic, and none of them shove the bible down your throat or tell you you're going to hell for some rediculous reason. The one thing I've learned about the religious people down here in the Bible Belt of America is that all these Southern Baptists are hypocritical closet whores, and this text just proves it once again.
I took a christian girls virginity once. She told me she was waiting for marriage. I told her that was bullshit...needless to say i guess i was right...but she was kinda right too...we ended up getting the morning after pill. HAH
July 1, 2009 1:00PM- first it was wake&&bake. then home. then sugartree. perfect playlist.
purity necklaces make it impossible to type the word FU..... FU..... Fu.....
hmmm I guess you're right
bahahah i love that only North Carolina people would really understand this. simplified, FTW!!!
This is probably fake... do you really think someone that had a purity necklace would text her friend using the term "fucked?" Idk maybe, but it sounds a lil sketch to me
simplified makes everything ok =]