What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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