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  • I used to drive one... This advice should be taken very seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:40am
  • they're so hideous, why would one buy one if given the choice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:59am
  • I love my pt cruiser :( awesome convertible for summer!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:33pm
  • FUCKK THATT SHITTT!!!! I DRIVE MY PT PROUDLY & THEY CALL ME HONEST ABEE MFFKERS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Ugliest fucking cars ever made. If you own one by choice, punch yourself.

    Submitted by h3li0 on Feb 7, 11 at 12:50am
  • Nobody noticed the Van Wilder allusion... that's unfortunate. That means either all of you are too young, or too old. It's okay, I'd feel worse if people in my age group were calling each other were talking like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:09pm
  • I am a proud driver of a white PT cruiser and I love that car dearly so stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:08am
  • My boyfriend's ex drives one. She's a total cheating douchebag. Good advice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:14pm
  • I have one, there are few cars that you can flip down the back seat and make a little sweet love to your honey anywhere! Pop open the trunk and a great view is born!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:26pm
  • This is my area code.. And the day before this was posted there was a wreck on the side of the highway where a PT hit the back of another car... It makes me wonder... Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:00am
  • Agreed people who drive them are duche bags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Hmmm did you know micheal scott drives a pt cruiser?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:42pm
  • i drive a pt cruiser not by choice but that shit is so true

    Submitted by jkl6545 on May 13, 10 at 12:55am
  • Idk about the people, but my GOD; those cars are ugly. So so ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:47am
  • That's true. I'm a car salesman, trust me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Don't trust any fiddy yr old grandmas, yo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:42pm
  • i drive one, and it's the most kick ass one there is hatin bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Those are the gayest cars ever besides the mini cooper and miata

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:28pm
  • I don't have a pencil

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Only a loser drives a PT Loser...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:40am
  • Two of my friends drive them. And I've always had a soft spot for the red ones 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:24am
  • 2:11 hasthe best advice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:25am
  • Haha, I drive a cruiser. It's my mom's and I fricking hate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Yeah I live in the 940 and I couldve told you that people that drive them are fucking crazy. Watch out for the one with blue headlights!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:36pm
  • 12:40 something about you makes me think i shouldnt trust you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:22am
  • 9:09 is too old to be on this site..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:20am
  • Never EVER trust anyone who doesn't like dogs! You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:54pm
  • I've thought this to myself many times because I work with a PT-driver, and he is a TOTAL douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:51am
  • Sound advice followed by "write that down" = douchenozzle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:55pm
  • this us not true.I drive one nd if yew meet me I would make the difference.trust.me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:15am
  • It's not funny because the car sucks, it's funny because of the reference ti Van WIlder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:28pm
  • pt's are the ugliest fucking cars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:27am
  • in soviet Russia, Pt cruisers don't trust their drivers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Oh Wichita Falls, you're so silly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Fuck you! I drive a PT Cruiser you asshole!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:59am
  • I drive one. Everyone calls it the Party Time Cruiser because even tho they're ugly ass cars, you can still use it like a party bus. They are surprisingly roomy. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I don't get it. It is not funny because I myself drive a PT Cruiser and am an honest person. PTs are the shit. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:00pm
  • you're a douche... 21... I win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:36pm
  • 9:42, I can't imagine they developed an independent platform for it. It's what, a gussied up Neon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Hey all first poster here, disregard my previous post. I suck cocks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Haha!! Epic, way to use Memento in real life!! I don't think a lot of people will get that.

    Submitted by inblue4 on Jul 15, 11 at 3:54pm
  • never trust a teenage girl who drives a lincoln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:11am
  • My bitch of a boss, and 2 of my slut exes drive pt cruisers. Great fuckin advice!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:54pm
  • 640...not clever at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Oh yes. My dance instructor drives one. I duck where ever I c one. Salt life. Keep tht in mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:13am
  • Lmfao!!! My step dad drives one of those and he's an ex marine abusive douchebag. Beat advice ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Dude. No joke, people in pt cruisers are fucking crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:53am
  • flat tire from drifting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:13am