Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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