do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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