Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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