you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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