the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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