it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
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anything but bud light. seriously, anything.
at first read, I thought it said "every mistake I made *had* a bud light and an erection": made me LOL. On second read, just as funny!
Did you just have a Bud Light and Erection in your hand while typing this because erection has one r.
Better than a girlie drink and a whiskey dick.
i wonder if it was a girl or a guy who said this
it's all about the drinkability my friend
problem #2: illiteracy.
problem #1...you're drinking bud light.
try vodka and redbull and yourr results improve
honestly, thats the only thing i can think of doing in delaware too. sex and drinking.
Bud Light all the way... the profits of Miller Lite go to the NAACP, booo!!
an 'errection" is a drink;;; it is 2 jiggers of vodka, 2 of gin, and one jaeger
that explains everything
Switch to Miller and see what happens...
chick! what kind of man drinks bud light unless he's driving.
Sounds like what I like to call an "adventure!"
the funniest txt i've ever read.
Doesn't mean they're both connected to your mistakes. Put down the bud light and I reckon things will improve a lot
Fucking a beer can does sound like a life mistake.
Coyote ugly!!! Ahahaha it could be worse u could have woke up naked nxt 2 a dude lol