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  • anything but bud light. seriously, anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:24am
  • at first read, I thought it said "every mistake I made *had* a bud light and an erection": made me LOL. On second read, just as funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Did you just have a Bud Light and Erection in your hand while typing this because erection has one r.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:46am
  • Better than a girlie drink and a whiskey dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:24pm
  • i wonder if it was a girl or a guy who said this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:54am
  • problem #2: illiteracy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:49am
  • it's all about the drinkability my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:02am
  • try vodka and redbull and yourr results improve

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:13pm
  • problem #1...you're drinking bud light.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Bud Light all the way... the profits of Miller Lite go to the NAACP, booo!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:16pm
  • honestly, thats the only thing i can think of doing in delaware too. sex and drinking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:12pm
  • an 'errection" is a drink;;; it is 2 jiggers of vodka, 2 of gin, and one jaeger that explains everything

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Switch to Miller and see what happens...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:30am
  • chick! what kind of man drinks bud light unless he's driving.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:51am
  • Sounds like what I like to call an "adventure!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:13pm
  • the funniest txt i've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:12am
  • Doesn't mean they're both connected to your mistakes. Put down the bud light and I reckon things will improve a lot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Fucking a beer can does sound like a life mistake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:48am
  • Coyote ugly!!! Ahahaha it could be worse u could have woke up naked nxt 2 a dude lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:36pm
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