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  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:46am
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    Did you just have a Bud Light and Erection in your hand while typing this because erection has one r.

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:24am
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    anything but bud light. seriously, anything.

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:54am
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    i wonder if it was a girl or a guy who said this

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:13pm
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    try vodka and redbull and yourr results improve

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:25pm
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    at first read, I thought it said "every mistake I made *had* a bud light and an erection": made me LOL. On second read, just as funny!

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:12pm
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    honestly, thats the only thing i can think of doing in delaware too. sex and drinking.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:12am
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    the funniest txt i've ever read.

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:59pm
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    problem #1...you're drinking bud light.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:49am
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    problem #2: illiteracy.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:02am
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    it's all about the drinkability my friend

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:16pm
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    Bud Light all the way... the profits of Miller Lite go to the NAACP, booo!!

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:30am
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    Switch to Miller and see what happens...

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:24pm
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    Better than a girlie drink and a whiskey dick.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:51am
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    chick! what kind of man drinks bud light unless he's driving.

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:13pm
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    Sounds like what I like to call an "adventure!"

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:07pm
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    Doesn't mean they're both connected to your mistakes. Put down the bud light and I reckon things will improve a lot

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:53pm
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    an 'errection" is a drink;;; it is 2 jiggers of vodka, 2 of gin, and one jaeger that explains everything

  • 68 101
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:48am
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    Fucking a beer can does sound like a life mistake.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:36pm
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    Coyote ugly!!! Ahahaha it could be worse u could have woke up naked nxt 2 a dude lol