it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
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anything but bud light. seriously, anything.
Did you just have a Bud Light and Erection in your hand while typing this because erection has one r.
at first read, I thought it said "every mistake I made *had* a bud light and an erection": made me LOL. On second read, just as funny!
i wonder if it was a girl or a guy who said this
Better than a girlie drink and a whiskey dick.
problem #1...you're drinking bud light.
try vodka and redbull and yourr results improve
honestly, thats the only thing i can think of doing in delaware too. sex and drinking.
problem #2: illiteracy.
it's all about the drinkability my friend
Switch to Miller and see what happens...
Bud Light all the way... the profits of Miller Lite go to the NAACP, booo!!
an 'errection" is a drink;;; it is 2 jiggers of vodka, 2 of gin, and one jaeger
that explains everything
Sounds like what I like to call an "adventure!"
chick! what kind of man drinks bud light unless he's driving.
the funniest txt i've ever read.
Doesn't mean they're both connected to your mistakes. Put down the bud light and I reckon things will improve a lot
Fucking a beer can does sound like a life mistake.
Coyote ugly!!! Ahahaha it could be worse u could have woke up naked nxt 2 a dude lol