carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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