"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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